Friday, December 31

Embarrassment in the New Year

I'm doing it. The year in review.

Enter a man named Leo, who - for the longest time - was known to me only as @Kenzo_HW. (And I couldn't spell Hovawart right. Sue me. Hovowart. Hovawart. It's...mostly kinda sorta somewhat close...)


Anyway, since ringing in the new year is all about honest---- Okay, honestly, I think I'm making the honesty part up, BUT since I've always wanted to tell someone this...
....
...Okay, here goes....
....I don't know if I can write it. 
Deep breath.
Deep breath #2.
Deep breath #3.
And it's coming out.

I uh
thought.
Leo.
Was.
Ithoughthewasagirl.

Well, you know... There was this tweet about making sure dad didn't forget the leash, and I thought, Oh, well she must be a teenage girl.

I am so sorry.
I am SOOOO so sorry.

Now, hold please while I find a table to hide under in case Leo feels like throwing things.



*Ahem* 
Moving along. 


I know. You're waiting for me to tell you something embarrassing about me in regards to Dino.
Well, there was this one time when I tried to go to his website and I typed Dogs and Dogs dot com.... And couldn't figure out WHY IT WOULDN'T WORK! 
It took twenty - count them 2   0   - minutes to figure out that it was his last name, Dogan, and then the word Dogs, and then dot com.
No, I don't want to talk about it, if you please.
It will only upset me.

Also, as he has that awful syndrome we call a pe-- *cough* Let me keep this PG. Since Dino is male, I just wasn't sure we'd get along. I'd gotten a lot of obnoxious boy followers saying the damndest things, and had taken to blocking them all.
Why not Dino?
Well, kids. 
I checked out his website.
And thought.
Well, this guy is interesting, intelligent and ...
I waited for the other shoe to drop.
But no.
No flirting.
So, with a sigh of relief, I'm glad to say I <3 DINO! because although he is quite definitely male and I can't change that, he's also pretty damned cool.
I mean it.
(Anyone else notice they're using the wrong form of "your" in this picture? Should be you're, as in YOU ARE, not as in "belongs to you.")

Of course, I can't forget Jana Rade, @Dawgblogger, who runs Dawg Business - a site dedicated to doggie health and a facebook group called Dog Health Issues.
Embarrassing stuff about us?
Well, sometimes I tell her embarrassing stuff, but for the most part, Jana's a rock.
Everything could be headed to hell in a handcart - in a hurry - for her, and she's still got time to listen to your doggy problems, give advice, and direct you to the right website to get you informed.
All while she's trying to sort out her own problems, much harder than everyone else's.
She takes it all in stride.
I am proud to know this woman.
Oh! 
By the way, Please help Jasmine, Jana's dog - she's in trouble, and she could use your help. So, since she's nice to all of us and helps us out all the time, don't forget to help her out, too!


Well, something slightly embarrassing (on my behalf) was back when I thought Leo was a girl (what? stop looking at me like that! it was an honest mistake...) and reading in on a conversation he was having with Jana.
I felt a twinge of jealousy that my new friend was talking to someone of obviously higher twitter and blogging rank than myself, and so it took me a moment to figure out that
1.) I could easily join in on the conversation
2.) I could follow her on twitter
and 
3.) I could be friends with her too.

Whoever said I'm not a ninny is a liar.


But that's all I've got for now.
The three people, who - sadly - are all online friends (what? don't look at me like that. i'm not that big of a loser. no, really. i'm....oh, forget it) but they're all seriously awesome people.



8 comments:

  1. Haha, no sweat.
    Whatever you want me to be !

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  2. @Kenzo Haha. I want you to be who you are. I just thought it was pretty funny that it took me a while to put all the pieces of what I now know together.
    First impressions are crazy in person - you're sure to get the wrong impression about a lot of people on the first go - but when you've only got the interwebs, things can really go amiss!
    I still can't believe I thought you were a teenage girl.
    After having talked to you so much over the year, I'm honestly baffled as to how I could have come to that conclusion. lmao.
    Glad to know you, in any case. =D

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  3. LOL I don't remember how I concluded that Kenzo was a guy, but somehow I got that one straight. :-)

    Dino? Dino is a world of his own, very interesting to peak into :-)

    And me? Well, I wish I was half the rock you think I am, but I was always happy to help when (and how) I could. Most frustrating for me is when I can offer information but not actual help. That's also the reason I could never be a vet. I could not cope with the cases that cannot be fixed.

    I am happy to be there for you and to be your friend.
    XOXOX

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  4. So Kenzo is a dude? I thought he was a girl too lol Now we know :-)

    Thnx for the kind words you guys.

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  5. guys? ahum all girls here lol

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  6. xD I thought Leo was always a male; and i also thought you were about to say you couldn't figure out the blahblahdotcom thing because you had typed "Dot com" and that's not how you get anywhere...lol.
    you're my favorite. you do a lot of silly things but those are just to make sure you don't go crazy ^-^!!
    I <3 you twin! :D

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